I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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