I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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