Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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