wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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