I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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