ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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