Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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