You really coming over, don't trick.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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