So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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