I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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