I need help removing her.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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