As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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