She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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