He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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