he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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