Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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