spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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