Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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