New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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