I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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