Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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