Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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