How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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