Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
