its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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