Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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