My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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