okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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