If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Congratulations! We have a period
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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