I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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