Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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