every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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