Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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