Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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