As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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