fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I have fence marks all over my body
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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