Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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