glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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