woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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