Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
