Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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