he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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