I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Randomize
