me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Randomize
