i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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