my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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