I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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