You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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