what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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