1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
A bitchslap is in order.
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