On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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