Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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